do you ever see a person you used to be friends with and you’re like “glad i got the fuck outta that one”
speaking of, it’s my birthday this month and I want to stick my head in a blender
hit fucking every kind of mental crisis and im not even twenty yet great
My cousin is always watching Everybody Loves Raymond in the other room while I’m on the computer. I always hear Raymond’s voice. His deep, throaty voice, like a hungover toad. It’s very unique. Sometimes I continue to hear the thick grog of Ray Romano long after the television is off. Ray tells me things. Ray tells me horrible, horrible things. And I listen.